You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I am available for nakedness
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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