Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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