ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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