at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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