just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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