gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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