Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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