Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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