"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
We have so much sex to catch up on
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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