i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
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