Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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