What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
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