so explain again why im purple
no
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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