OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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