He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
