I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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