How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
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