Are we in a gay sports bar?
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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