why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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