I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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