They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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