One girl and one boy is just not enough.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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