I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
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