I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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