No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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