How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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