U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
She's not a foreskin expert like you
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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