my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Randomize
