He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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