he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
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