So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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