Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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