There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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