It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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