Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Your cock deserves a montage
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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