when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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