Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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