I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
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