so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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