Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Randomize