New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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