if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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