Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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