piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
Randomize
