I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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