No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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