Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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