she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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