Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Randomize
