Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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