That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I'm okay, they said the swelling should go down in a week. But next time I'm shitwrecked, please make sure to remind me that I can't open a champagne bottle with corkscrew.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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