May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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