what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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